Bollywood Funny Dialogues

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BOLLYWOOD dialogues of yesteryear such as `Tera kya hoga kaliya' from the Ramesh Sippy blockbuster of the 1970s, Sholay and `Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain... . (Me and my loneliness often talk to each other... had you been here it would have been like this, had you been here it would have been like that... you would've laughed on this... you would've been amazed on that...), from the film Silsila, still continue to have a much higher recall than the dialogues of the more recent Bollywood blockbusters.

funny dialogues---Lage Raho Munna Bhai

hi
boley toh apun bhi munna bhai aur circuit ka fan
holey raha ha biddu

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?


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CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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MAMU
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay
batao.

MUNNA BHAI
Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

MAMU
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein
bolne lagay ga.


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PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
bole toh Baelgaadi.

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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU
Nehin.

CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.


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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU
B.A.

MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?


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MAMU
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

MAMU KA DOST
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.


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CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


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PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd
time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Funny Dance

I love a good laugh. Oh, it just feels so good. And I love dancing. Put them together and it's a heaven of high beat hysterics. This lens is a compilation of video clips from moments that make melaugh and crack up until I feel like dancing! (Or dance until I feel like laughing?!) Many are funny dance moments, others are ridiculous and hilarious comedy skits.
They bring high humor and most are super silly.
It is so good to laugh your gutts out! To say: I laughed so hard, I blew milk out my nose. Stop! I can't breathe. I almost peed my pants. That was a riot! OMG, so funny! Stop, I can't stand it! That's so FUNNY! I laughed so hard, my face hurt. I laughed so hard, I almost tossed my fish. I laughed so hard, I cried. I laughed so hard, I had to change my shorts. I burst out laughing so hard I almost needed stitches? Like a hyena. I laughed till I cried. I laughed till I flyed!
I want to die laughing.

I am a big fan of Whose Line Is It Anyway. So you'll find many of the show's best moments as well as other funny video clips. Oh it feels so good to LAUGH. Thank you to all the talented comedians and musicians for this craziness of fun.

Dances to Laugh By

These are moments, scenes to remember that turn on the laughter. Lots are deleted on either youtube or wherever due to use probs. But I go back and find new ones put up. They are so uplifting, just thinking about many, set me laughing. So if a link is missing and you want a goodlaugh , try a you tube search. And if you really want to crack up just walk around saying (as Steve Martin in the Pink Panther did), "I would like to have a hmmmmbearGAR!"

Funny Moments on Film

Tom Cruise dance
This old one always makes me smile. Tom Cruise started it all with this song/dance scene from Risky Business. (His parents are out of town, and he is a jr. entrepreneur. He's so good.

Steve Martin- Pink Panther Hamburger clip
Steve Martin is taking English speaking lessons in a clip from Pink Panther.

Friends theme compilation
Friends theme song with collage of video clip moments.

Whose Line- Richard Simmons
This lively hilarity is when Richard Simmons joins Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and Wayne Brady in a skit called Living Scenery. Richard Simmons and Wayne play the part of "props" that Colin and Ryan (married couple on luxury cruise liner) move around as their props. This has me rolling everytime.

Cher laughs at Rosie O'Donell
On the Rosie O'Donell show, Rosie puts a lamp on her head. Cher is guest.

Johnny Carson - Copper Clappers Clip
This is a classic Carson clip about Copper Clappers with Jack Webb.

Whose Line- Sound Effects skit
Two farmers (Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie) act out a skit about alien landing. Two audience guests provide the sound effects.

Ferris Bueller Parade
Matthew Broderick sings Danke Schoen and Twist and Shout on a float to set the town rocking'.

Whose line- lets make a date
Dating game skit with hilarious-ness. Colin, Ryan, Wayne and Brad. Colin plays an evil head.

Videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Ellen DeGeneres was the fun voice in Finding Nemo of Dory, the cute blue tang fish that could speak whale. Here is her funny video clip gallery from her late night talk show. She is so fun.

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid video clip
Classic fun scene with Paul Newman and Katherine Ross on a bicycle during the music of B.J. Thomas: Raindrops keep falling on my head.

Funny Rupert Everett
This is more sing than dance when Rupert Everett sings to Julia Roberts in this clip from My Best Friends Wedding. So fun.

Beatles escape
In a Hard Days Night, John, Paul, Ringo and George escape and get playful to Can't Buy Me Love.
Classic fun.

Drew Carey 5 oclock world
Funny music video from the Drew Carey show.
Five O'clock World is sung by the Vogues.

Christopher Walken
Weapon of Choice, Fatboy Slim- A great music and dance number that takes off. I never knew Christopher Walken could dance so well!

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Bollywood Funny Movie

The process of free online video sharing has evolved lots through the past few years time. Downlodable streamed Online video portals, Free Sex, Adult Videos, POP, Rock Music Videos, Free Online Business News, Cooking, Travel, Bollywood, Sounth Indian Movies TV, Hollywood Movies, Health and Educational Streaming Videos, Porn, Adult & Sex Videos attract the largest amount of traffic as on date for viewers who download free streaming video content online...Online Video is a website that works with the concept of social networking as it lends a platform for interaction on a global basis. Online Video clips shares the idea of online video sharing through the process of streaming and offers information about free Music Videos, Movies, Business, Funny Videos, Bollywood, Hollywood, Actresses, Latest South Indian, Sex, Adult, Hollywood, TV Video with an Educational Video angle to it.

Streaming Online Video as a technology- involves the movement of data packets from the source to the destination user. The process of online streaming does not allow the viewer to save the files. This is possible due to the fact that the files do not actually change their address and thus cannot be saved by any means. Users can watch real time videos like latest movie videos, music videos, health, business and entertainment & adult sex related video clips online on a relatively good broadband connection.

This being said, all the online video clips players to allow video streaming reduce the time difference and cut down the buffer time while playing these online videos- adding up to the fact that the social networking sites, with their concept of online video sharing - is appreciated all over the globe. Movie streaming or TV soaps streaming has therefore become a common aspect of this process. Since the process of streaming is already updated with the high speed internet technology: streaming of movies or TV serial clips through online video, are now faster than can be imagined and the video quality too is worth an appraisal.

Major business enterprises are entering into the market with the service of showing movies and TV episodes on the internet to their subscribers in addition to many promotional concepts and thus preparing for a complete looming technology shift.

Movie streaming as a concept includes the streaming of the available movies on the internet, their clips, new movie trailers, promotional advertisements of the movies in the making, clips of the making of movies, interviews with the casts and the related online videos available. TV serials in the process are available on the internet in their best format, as they are uploaded keeping in mind the interest of the viewers. These TV shows are generally the most loved shows which thus attract tremendous flock of viewers on their end.

Phir Hera Pheri
In the original Hera Pheri, Shyam, Raju and Baburao get Rs 40 lakhs, but in the sequel, director Neeraj Vohra has shown that they stay in a bungalow worth Rs 50 lakhs and yet manage to save a sum of Rs 10 Lakhs each. Now that’s what I call real hera pheri.

Taxi No. 9211
1, Nana Patekar is shown in a financial mess, as he doesn’t even have money to pay for the electricity bill or his son’s school fees. But he manages to pay for a cell phone and a landline. How come?
2, The police seize Nana Patekar’s taxi and they have obviously taken away his license too. Later in the film, after a short time lapse, he’s shown driving another taxi. How can anybody lend him another taxi without checking his license?

3, When Sonali Kulkarni buys tickets for Nasik she asks for two tickets for the 9 pm t rain but later when Nana Patekar is in John Abraham’s house he says my wife is going to Nasik by the 11:30 pm train. Time time ki baat hai jaani?

Fanaa
1, When the hero places a roti in her thali, Kajol slides it into place. Hello! Isn’t she blind?

2, Rishi Kapoor is fully drunk and can’t walk or talk properly. Kajol walks him to his bed. But when Captain Ranvir Singh reveals to Kajol that he is Rehan, Rishi Kapoor comes out of the bedroom, is fully in his senses and scolds Ranvir severely. Kya nasha itni jaldi utar gaya?

Chup Chup Ke
1, Shahid goes to his village in a Toyota Corola. But during his return journey it changes into a Hyundai Getz.

2, After rescuing Shahid from drowning, Rajpal Yadav finds a printed list in his pocket that is completely dry. How come? Was it printed on waterproof paper?

Krishh
1, Rohit (Hrithik Roshan) is in Malaysia for two years working on a secret project. At the end of the second year his mother (Rekha) calls him up to say that his wife (Preity Zinta) has given birth to a baby boy. Considering the fact that he was away from home for two years, how did Hrithik impregnate his wife? Any answers Jadoo?

2, Priyanka is on a seven-day adventure camp with her friends in Manali and she just has a small bag with her. Yet during her one-week stay outdoors, she manages to change into colour-coordinated designer outfits three times a day with matching accessories and even sports different hairstyles. Jadoo at work again?

3, Priyanka and her friend decide to call super boy Krishna to Singapore to save their floundering jobs and the next day he is actually in Singapore. How did they arrange the passport and visa in a single day?

4, It takes Hrithik his entire superman-like strength to chase Naseer to the island where the computer is. Yet Naseer manages to import Priyanka and Sharat Saxena to the island in just five minutes!

5, Priyanka’s belt does the disappearing act for a moment when she runs towards Rekha as the kids gang up with Hrithik to pull her leg.

6, When Priyanka watches the video of Krishna fishing with his bare hands, the scene suddenly shifts to him wearing the mask. But what happened to the Dil na diya… dance which she was shooting with her video camera?

RANG DE BASANTI
We first hear that the Defence Minister has been shot at 7.58 am and then we see the same flashed as ‘Breaking News’ on a TV channel but the time on the TV screen is 7.46 am. Did the channel staff have a premonition about the event? Future shock, kya?

SHAADI SE PEHLE
In the climax, when Ayesha Takia is in the car, she’s wearing a nose ring. As soon as she comes out and hugs Akshaye Khanna, the ring vanishes! Who took it? The lord of the rings?

HUMKO DEEWANA KAR GAYE
1, Akshay Kumar was supposed to represent Toyota in the cross-country rally, but in the film he’s seen driving a Subaru car. A case of mistaken car seva, what?

2, Why did Akshay Kumar need to walk Katrina Kaif back to her hotel when he had a car?

Run directed and cinematographed by Jeeva who directed a Tamil film '12B' down south. Run is a simple film about complex situations, in which people learn different things about life, about themselves and about others. Love and hate, laugh and cry, live and learn; it has it all.

Every day we come across new situations and with each situation comes a choice. A choice leading to two paths. One which you run towards and one which you run away from. Such a situation arises for Siddharth (Abhhishek Bachchan). There comes a time when he decides to make a choice in his life. He leaves behind his home in Agra to find new aspirations and dreams in the city. There, he meets the innocent looking Jhanavi (Bhumika Chawla) with whom he falls in love. But little does he know that she has an elder brother by the name of Ganpat Choudhary (Mahesh Manjrekar). He hates the thought of any men approaching his sister.

Run in a remake of a Tamil film of the same name starring Madhvan and Meera Jasmine in lead roles where Atul Kulkarni played the role of the vicious brother. Jeeva who directs the Hindi version was the cinematographer of the Tamil film as well.

With the film actress Ayesha Jhulka makes a comeback playing Shivani, the doting sister of Siddharth. The film also stars Mukesh Rishi (as Siddharth's brother-in-law) and Vijay Raaz. Himesh Reshmmiya's tunes are already making waves at the musical charts.

Besides Run, Bhumika is also busy shooting for Atul Agnihotri's debut venture Dil Ne Jisse Apna Kaha. She will also play a cameo role in Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Baji Rao Mastani.

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Funny Advertisements.

Welcome to the blog of funny commercials. Commercials can have just anything. It can be a serious commercial or a health related commercial or even one that would convey some productive message. Not many people know but a funny commercial too can be a great stress buster. A commercial is nothing but a joke, which is pasteurized including some product. Each and every product has its advertisement, which is being shown in the television.

When we see a program on some stuff, it is irritating when they take break to show few commercials. But we should understand one thing that these are the funny TV ad commercials, which are being shown, are with productive message or entertain us and sometimes they behave like a break for your mind to relax. Nowadays, many people just switch their television on just to see these very funny commercials, which indeed are too funny to resist watching. If a commercial has no fun then it’s not really worth watching or even calling funny.

A man walks out of a bookstore, carrying a bag, and onlookers staring at his bag smile. His bag is printed with a woman’s face, and the part of the bag where his hand slips in (to grasp the handle) is right where the woman’s mouth is. On the bottom right of the bag is a message: “Stop biting your nails?” The bag is a walking ad for a formula that helps grow back nails.

We’ve all seen scenes like this one. Funny advertisements that snatch us, pick us up for short ride, and bring us down surprised. Funny ads are all over the place. On billboards, on packages, in audio, and in video!

In one Swedish commercial, two middle aged men in a sauna sit side by side, presumably naked, but viewers see only their chests and faces. One man sleeps as the other leans in to stare at the other’s crotch. The sleeping man wakes up, catches his embarrassed seatmate, but nudges for the other to go on. So the other leans in and picks up… the newspaper on the other man’s lap.

Humor, novelty, misdirection, and shock value are all woven together to get people’s attention, and the people, in the span of a few seconds, intuit the message, admire the medium, and retain the message longer than the news they read this morning.

The Super Bowl telecast proves every year that the nation's best ad producers believe humor is a powerful advertising tool, especially in television commercials. A funny commercial generates excitement. It has a good chance of being remembered. The best ones generate the consumer buzz that advertisers now seek.

As folks attending Super Bowl television parties have observed, some viewers look forward to the commercials more than the game. They keep watching even when the game gets dull.

Local advertisers have experimented with humorous commercials for decades, with mixed success. They are apt to try more in the future because:

* They are challenged by the same clutter that national advertisers face;
* They have more technology to work with in creating commercials;
* There are more funny examples to inspire them.


Some politicians, facing a growing weariness with both syrupy ads and attack ads, are also opting for humor in their campaign commercials, sometimes finding their humor in attacking the opposition. That was evident in the 2007 Louisiana election campaigns.

The 2008 presidential and Congressional campaigns could be a banner year for funny political commercials as the politicians try to separate themselves from the pack, reach out to younger voters and take more advantage of Internet video capability.


Top 5 Funny Advertisements Videos

Funny Commercials

These are the best commercials of the past anthologized into the ultimate 2 DVD collection with over 2 full hours of your favorite funny classic TV commercials. Do you love funny commercials? Well these are some of the best classic commercials available from the 1940s, 50s, 60s and 70s all compiled onto 2 discs. We've preserved these great TV commercials so you can see the old golden era of television commercial advertising at its monopolistic peak, before the age of cable TV advertising.

These classic funny TV commercials also have a lot of educational value and can be used by any educator or scholar needing real historical visual documentation to further their study of the history of television or advertising. But despite its great educational value, what strikes most viewers about these DVDs is how funny these classic commercials really are. Students will love it so much they won't know they are learning! It's refreshing to see the wholesome, funny advertising techniques from the past, which relied more on timeless comedy and shtick than the shock and awe, invasive psychological television advertising practices of the current times.




Table of Contents:

Band Aid (Two commercials)

Gillette two commercials

Remington Electrical Shaver

Mum deodorant

Pepsodent

Chevy (Four commercials...one has only partial video but all the audio)

Renault

Delco Batteries

Speedway Gasoline '79

Esso Gasoline

Lucky Strike Cigarettes

Muriel cigars

Kool Cigarettes

Marlboro Cigarette

Robert Burns cigars

Winston Cigarette

Ajax Cleaner

SOS Cleaning Pads

Raid Insect Killer

Tide Detergeant

Maxwell House Coffee two commercials

Tea Council Inc.

Hamm's Beer

Carling Black Label Beer

Rheingold Beer (only partial commercial)

Budweiser Beer

Ballantine Beer

Gallo Wine

Lipton Soups

Ritz Crackers

Skippy Peanut Butter

EZ Pop Popcorn

Jell-o instant pudding two commercials

Kroger Grcocery Store

Pet Evaporated Milk

Maypo Cereal

Anderson Soups

Butter Nut Coffee

Potato chip Commercial

Cracker Jacks

Bufferin Aspirin

Volkswagen

Shell Gasoline

Goodyear Tires



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Every year about this time, we start thinking about an exciting television event: the Super Bowl. I'm excited because it's the biggest football game of the year. The rest of the family just likes to watch the commercials. No doubt, some of those commercials are hilarious, and there's often more conversation about the commercials than the game itself. Companies spend millions buying advertising time, and millions more developing commercials that will stand out from the pack on Super Bowl Sunday. Other than watching your favorite team lose, there's nothing more disappointing than seeing an old commercial during the game.


But don't you sometimes wonder whether advertisers actually get their money's worth? Do people really remember the product being advertised? Or do they just remember that guy getting hit in the crotch repeatedly with dense, spherical objects?

Surprisingly, there actually hasn't been much research on the effectiveness of humor in ads. Instead, most research has focused on expectancy: if something in an ad is unexpected, it's more likely to be remembered than something we expect. Even more importantly for advertisers, the unexpected event in the ad must be directly related to their product.

Humor is sometimes funny because it's unexpected, but it's also often quite predictable: Many people still laugh the fifth time Justin Timberlake's stunt double gets crunched in the groin.

So what's the relationship between humor, expectancy, and whether an ad is remembered? James Kellaris and Thomas Cline showed 263 students one of two different cartoon "ads" for one of two invented products: Windsor Coffee and Jubilee Coffee. Previous testing had shown that people expect Jubilee to be a funnier coffee brand than Windsor. Both versions of the ad had humorous headlines, but only one version was directly related to the claims the ad was making about the product. Kellaris & Cline don't share the actual ads in their report, so we don't get to find out how "funny" these ads really were. This shouldn't matter, since everyone saw the same ads, with just the product names changed.


The students were divided into two groups based on their need for humor test scores. As you can see, there was a strong relationship between need for humor and the number of claims recalled. If you have a low need for humor, you're more likely to remember a funny ad when humor is unexpected, and less likely to remember funny ads when humor is expected. For those with high need for humor, there was no significant difference in the number of claims recalled, whether humor was expected or unexpected.

Of course, this opens a paradox for advertisers. Clearly humor works best when it's unexpected and related to the product. But if an brand develops a reputation for producing humorous ads, whether it's Bud Light or Mutual of Omaha, won't viewers eventually begin to expect humor regardless of how serious the company's line of business?

This study does a good job isolating one aspect of humor in advertising, but of course the dilemma of real-world advertisers is much more complex. They must appeal to customers who can easily fast-forward or mute commercials. They must attract attention long enough for viewers to get to the punch line. And they must do all of this while being memorable and selling a product. Still, it's fascinating to see how just one aspect of creating a good advertisement depends so much on a viewer's expectations and inclinations.

Online video marketing and promotion is positively one of the most effective routes independent publishers can take up nowadays if they want to significantly increase their Web traffic, visibility and exposure. But what are the key ingredients to make video marketing effective?

According to a BurstMedia survey, 7 out of 10 adult internet users viewed online video content and more than half of respondent’s age 65 and older are watching online video clips. Marketing managers should embrace online video now or get left behind for good.

Who do you think would know best this stuff outside of those who actually posted some of those popular clips? Well, whoever has tabs and precise data on the whole video publishing situation, can tell a lot more than anyone single user, as looking at the forest rather than that at the individual trees can make a huge difference in building an effective video marketing strategy.

The truth is, the use of video for marketing till now, has been amateurish and many are downright boring. Marketers who can learn how to use videos the right way will have a great advantage over their competitors.

You already know that successfully marketed website videos will increase your sales and build your business up faster than any other marketing method.

Like the small report, try to keep your video brief and to the point. While people would rather watch than read, you still don’t want to overload them. The point of a using a viral video (like reports) for your business is to give visitors useful information but just enough.

As an example let’s say you join Technorati. You then make a video, tag it with the keyword phrase “funny online video” and upload it to your account. Now all individuals within the Technorati community will be able to access your video when they type in that particular keyword. This is very powerful. Tag viral and bookmarking social can put you in front of a large audience immediately.

Online video is one of the best venues to engage an audience – don’t even think about excluding it! This new medium allows the video creator to communicate a message on multiple levels – via visual imagery, the spoken word, music and visual text. It may sound like a commercial for a Montessori school – but this is the way people learn, and consequently, the way legendary brands are created. As a case in point, think of traditional internet marketing; when was the last time that a paid search listing or banner ad raised your blood pressure or induced you to forward something to a friend?

The internet has in many ways leveled the playing field. Just stay alert to any new innovations and be ready to incorporate them into your internet web site marketing strategy. A smart viral marketing campaign can make any small business successful.

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Funny Hollywood Movies

Top 10 Comedy Movies

Dramas aren't drawing audiences (unless they're dramas loaded with action), but comedies continue to do well at the box office. That said, there were a lot of disappointing laffers released in 2009 (Year One, Land of the Lost, Observe and Report, etc). Thankfully, there were enough decent comedies to make up for the ones that just didn't work. Here are my picks for the funniest movies of 2009. Remember, these are my personal favorites - feel free to disagree.

The absolute best time I had at the movies all year came from watching Zombieland. Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg are the unlikeliest zombie-fighting team ever, and the way these guys play off of each other is absolutely hysterical. Add Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin to the mix along with the best cameo in years, plenty of zombie kills, a smart script, great action sequences, and smooth directing, and you've got the perfect 'escape from reality and just have fun' moviegoing experience.

The Hangover

The Hangover broke box office records following a tidal wave of positive word-of-mouth online, tweets proclaiming its hilarity, and great reviews. The ballsy buddy film set a new record for an R-rated comedy, smashing the record set by Beverly Hills Cop 25 years ago. As of December 2009, The Hangover had amassed $277 million during its domestic theatrical release, and who knows how much more it'll take in on DVD/Blu-ray. Why the fuss? Because The Hangover has just about everything thrown into it - a chicken, a tiger, a baby, Mike Tyson - and it all works. Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis take every joke as far as possible and then go further, and the result is laugh out loud funny.

Fantastic Mr Fox

Wes Anderson's responsible for some of my favorite comedies (Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tenenbaums) yet I wasn't immediately sold on Fantastic Mr Fox. The animation looked freaky, the trailer did nothing to raise my interest, and I thought big name actors (led by George Clooney and Meryl Streep) had been brought in to try and raise the buzz level and nothing more. Boy, was I wrong. Anderson's a sly fox who doesn't disappoint with his first venture into animation. There's nothing 'freaky' about the way this story comes to life on the screen. An animated film for adults - the humor will go over kids' heads - Fantastic Mr Fox is strikingly beautiful, witty, and hugely entertaining.

Up

Up is yet another in the long string of animated hits from powerhouse Pixar. Millions have now fallen in love with an elderly man who uses balloons to fly his house to Africa and the obnoxious nine year old Wilderness Explorer who accompanies him on his journey. It's touching, it's gorgeous to look at, but most of all it's sweetly funny. Up takes you on an emotional journey while never forgetting to throw in the laughs. And there's not a dog lover on this planet who can resist the charms of Dug the talking canine. The first time I watched Up I came home and gave my dog an extra hug. It's that kind of movie; it evokes a strong response and just makes you happy to have watched it.

(500) Days of Summer

I'm a sucker for a smart romantic comedy, and (500) Days of Summer is one of the most intelligent of rom-coms to come out this decade. The narrator begins the film by saying it's not a love story, yet there's a whole lot to love about (500) Days of Summer. Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a hard-working greeting card writer who believes there's one specific woman out there for him and that he'll know it the minute he finds her. Zooey Deschanel is Summer - as in '(500) Days of' - a free-spirited woman who doesn't believe in love at first sight.

The Proposal

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been friends for years, and the two romantic comedy veterans had been on the look-out for a rom-com to do together for quite a while. I'm glad they waited for the right project to combine their talents on. The Proposal finds Bullock playing a workaholic forced into saying she's in a relationship with her underling (played by Reynolds) in order to stay in America and keep her high-powered job. Along with scene-stealer Betty White, Reynolds and Bullock prove you can make a snappy romantic comedy that doesn't play down to its target audience.

The Informant

Matt Damon reunites with the director of the Ocean's films, Steven Soderbergh, for this tale of corporate intrigue. Damon stars as the vice president of a huge agri-business firm who turns tattle tale and spies on his co-workers for the government. But there's a catch: he's really, really lousy at it. Damon looks scruffy, pudgy, and like an average, everyday Joe in The Informant!, but his performance lifts this film way above the average comedy.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Matthew McConaughey plays a carefree bachelor who has no desire whatsoever to be in a committed relationship and who treats women callously. On the eve of his brother's wedding, he's visited by - you know where this is headed if you've ever read/watched/heard of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol - the ghosts of his former girlfriends. Of the two films released in 2009 based on Dickens' beloved story - this, and Disney's 3-D performance capture version - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is by far the best. Teaming up with another romantic comedy veteran, Jennifer Garner, McConaughey is roguishly charming, melting hearts and guiding the story smoothly over any minor speedbumps.

Julie & Julia

Meryl Streep had a busy 2009, lending her voice to Fantastic Mr Fox, playing the attractive older woman at the center of love triangle in It's Complicated, and tackling the role of legendary chef Julia Child in Julie & Julia. Streep is good in all three of her 2009 films, but her incredibly engaging take on Julia Child, going over-the-top and seeming to love every minute of it, stands out. Amy Adams also shines as an office worker who sets out to conquer Julia's entire Mastering the Art of French Cooking cookbook while blogging about her experiences. I can't cook, but this movie made me want to whip up a soufflé. It's a delicious treat you should not watching when you're hungry.

Bruno

After Borat took the box office by storm in 2006 it was almost a given that if Cohen wanted to bring another one of his characters - gay fashionista Bruno - to life in a feature film, some studio would give him the go-ahead to do so. Universal Pictures won the bidding war, but not everything was bright and shiny for Bruno. Cohen did what he does best and not everyone was pleased with the result. To me, Bruno was exactly what I anticipated and so it didn't disappoint. The film delivered on its promise, even while lagging way behind Borat's box office numbers. Twitter helped to kill Bruno's opening weekend take, with people immediately Tweeting their opinions after leaving the film. I liked it, but I'm in the minority on this one.


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