Friday, February 26, 2010

The naughty or not test




The naughty or not test




My Quiz Result: You are really naughty.


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Does online dating worry you?




Does online dating worry you?




My Quiz Result: Online dating worries you. Why not try and check out all the facts of any online profile, consult friends and make yourself feel secure to try online dating? It is no big thing.



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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

How ghostly are you?

Take this funny quiz to know if you are a ghost.






How ghostly are you?




My Quiz Result: You are a ghostly person. In fact, you are very close to the image of ghosts. Carry on haunting.


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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I Love Dogs

Myspace Graphics
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Are you an emo girl?

Emo girls are different than other girls. Can one call you emo? Do you display the emo characteristics? Find with this emo girl quiz.





Are you an emo girl?




My Quiz Result: You are an emo girl.


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Monday, February 22, 2010

Fun Quizzes

Fun quizzes & tests for you. If you are bored, these fun quizzes are the perfect way to spend time on. Keep your brains aside and start taking the tests asap. And make sure to share the fun quizzes & tests with all your friends.






Do you party like a rockstar?




My Quiz Result: You definitely party like a rockstar. Keep rocking the parties.



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Friday, February 19, 2010

Funny Zany Car Stunt

Also works in Tagged, Blogger, Orkut, Myyearbook, Wordpress, Multiply, LiveJournal, Ning, Xanga and social networking / blogging sites which allow flash. Works in profiles of Friendster and Hi5 but not in their comments.



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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Are you a tomboy?

Many girls are labeled as tomboys. What about you? Can one call you a tomboy or not? Find with this quiz.





Are you a tomboy?




My Quiz Result: You are a tomboy.


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Halloween Graphic

Choose Halloween myspace graphics from below. Use these Myspace Halloween graphics to comment your friends/family or post the Halloween graphics in your profile.

Haunted Halloween Castle




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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Free Myspace Love Calculator

Fun love calculator for myspace. Test love compatibility just by entering the two names. It is just for entertainment and not to be taken too seriously. You can also use it in hi5, friendster, orkut, xanga, tagged, and other social networking and blogging websites.



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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Fun Photo NickName Generator

Generate your fun nickname with your photo. Post your photo nickname in Facebook, Myspace, Blogger, Twitter, Orkut, Friendster, Hi5, Xanga, etc.


Name generator by Wishafriend
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Sunday, February 14, 2010

funny valentines day


Let's kick off with a three of Patrick Winstanley's funny Valentines poems on the theme of geeks and love. The first is an ideal Valentine poem to ensnare a geek, as it provides a heady mix of romance, humour and html. Ideally it should be sent via email, but if you have to deliver it in person try saying it in a strong West Indian accent, which gives the ~ just the right balance between passion and insistence.

If the geek you've set your sights on is receptive to your romantic advances, you may very well receive an equally baffling valentines poem.

Men are from Mars

If men are from Mars
And Women are from Venus
A martian man's head
Is still ruled by his penis


Sweet Mystery

For Valentines Day
My husband, so sweet
Bought hand made chocolates
For me as a treat
In a flower covered box
Came the delicious confection
But I am at a loss to answer
A most curious question
How can two pounds of chocs
So delicious on the lips
Manage in just one night
To put 5lbs on my hips


BE MY VALENTINE 1

On Valentines Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINE 2

On Valentines Day
The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream
"I'm sweet on you!"
While the pencil said to the paper
"I dot my i's on you!"
And the light bulb asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt to you?"

BE MY VALENTINE 3

On Valentines Day
The bat said to his girlfriend
"You're fun to hang around with."
And the paper clip said to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

BE MY VALENTINE 4

On Valentines Day
The nearsighted porcupine
Fell in love with a pin cushion!
And the elephant said to his girlfriend
"I love you a ton!"

BE MY VALENTINE 5

On Valentines Day
One pickle said to the other
"Your love means a great dill"
Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day
Because they're very scent-imental!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

funny advertisements

In this funny beer commercial you will see people working in a MNC firm getting crazy for a can of beer.

In this funny commercial An employee walks towards his female colleague and finds a box on her table for the employees to drop in some money, so that they can buy bud light beer boxes. They drink beer in the office as a matter of appreciation. The funny part is that, they keep on using the word ‘F*CK’ whenever they talk to anyone(seniors or juniors) in the office too, that doesn’t affect them. They use this word with every sentence they speak and continue to talk like this.


Print adverts need to get a message across with a single image and without the recourse of interactivity that we find today on the Internet.

As interactive media expands, attention spans are getting shorter and shorter every day.

For any company trying to get their product or service out in print format, the task is ever more challenging and difficult.

Humorous ads remain one of the few effective ways to engage an audience in a very saturated advertising market. This is an area where the audience is far more receptive and still willing to pay attention.

In this post, we’ve gathered 40 hilarious and really creative ads for your enjoyment…

Animal lovers, you’re in for a treat! Today’s collection of advertisements uses animals or creatures to attract the attention of viewers. Animals are all creatures belonging to the kingdom of Animalia, like birds, reptiles, fish, and other larger mammals. Many animals are often perceived as cute, cuddly and friendly.

Their innocence and helplessness reach out to our inner child and our empathy. But even if you aren’t an animal lover, you are still able to objectively look at the advertisement and appreciate its humour and the creativity that went into its concept.







Friday, February 5, 2010

Funny Bollywood Actors

films with a comedy genre, what do you think of? For me, in Bollywood terms, comedy is the real silly, slap-stick ala Govinda – Johnny Lever – Kader Khan kind of films. I got to thinking of recent Bollywood films that have been classified as comedy, and I was surprised to see that there was a common plot that ran through the films I’m about to mention.

They all dealt with infidelity! The films usually revolve around men and their mistresses and, most of the time the comedy lies in the way they sneak around trying to see “the other woman”.
I found it particularly interesting, because our culture prides itself on the sanctity of marriage. And yet, in Bollywood, marriage is torn to pieces and extra-marital affairs are made fun of and regarded as being cute!

I have decided to list only the films that come to the top of my head, but the common theme is about the “fun” that men want to have outside of their marriages. I just wonder – what kind of message is being sent out to audiences? That it’s acceptable to explore other options if you’re bored in your marriage?

In Biwi No. 1, Salman is married to Karisma but when he hires Sushmita Sen as a model he falls in love with her, he leaves his wife for her.

In this film, Raveena Tandon and Anil Kapoor are married – but unable to have children. His father (played by Kader Khan) urges him to find another wife, but he doesn’t want to. When he goes to Nepal, he somehow finds himself being married to Rambha – who, (to cut a long story short) has his baby. Meanwhile, he’s still married to Raveena!

This story is about a bachelor (Salman Khan), who is in love with a model (Katrina Kaif). He doesn’t want the relationship to develop any further, so he tells her that he is already married. When Katrina insists on meeting his ‘wife’, he gets his nurse (Sushmita Sen) to act as his other half.

Comedy is what brought Akshay Kumar's acting skills to the fore, but his fans won't see him in too many funny films for now.

He says "Insan", his latest release, will be his last comic role for a while.

"I have another comedy, 'Phir Hera Pheri', coming up mid-year. But apart from that there's no comedy in 2005," Akshay told IANS.

"In my next release, 'Bewafaa' in February, I play a very serious, again a very different character. I'm the guy who loves and loses Kareena Kapoor. Working with Dharamesh Darshan again after 'Dhadkan' was such a pleasure. 'Dhadkan' was a turning point in my career. I feel 'Bewafaa' will do the same, not just for me but also Kareena."

Besides "Bewafaa", Akshay has a number of releases in 2005. "And I don't act funny in any of them.

"There's Suneel Darshan's 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' with one of my favourite co-stars, Karisma Kapoor; Vipul Shah's 'Waqt' with Bachchan and Priyanka Chopra; and Raj Santoshi's 'Family', again with Bachchan. I've also said yes to Sajid Nadiadwala's next with Salman Khan to be directed by Shirish Kunder.

"But this time, Salman and I aren't doing any of the funny stuff. It'll be a serious love triangle. So you see this year is no laughing matter for me."

The most serious happening in Akshay's career is a film with West Bengal's most happening director, Rituparno Ghosh.

"Yes, Ritu and I have met for a movie. We're trying to come up with a script both of us will be happy with. Years ago he had come to me with an offer. But I wasn't ready for his kind of cinema then.

"Today I want to work with directors like Rituparno. I'd give anything to work with Sanjay Leela Bhansali. Every time I see the promos of 'Black', I wish I were in it."

"Insan", his first release for the year, has just opened to terrible reviews. But he has emerged unscathed from the criticism.

Everyone unanimously agrees that he carries "Insan" on his shoulder. "Please don't say such things. I'm not used to critical praise. My heart may not be able to take it," Akshay says.

Then sobering down, he observes: "Earlier, such things were said only about Amitabh Bachchan. When I'm told this, I feel like rubbing my ears!

"Until a few years ago, I always said I couldn't be a bad actor because I wasn't an actor in the first place, ha ha! Now I'm suddenly getting nominated for awards and all. Never mind if it's in the comic and supporting categories," he says, drawing attention to his best supporting actor nomination for "Mujhse Shaadi Karogi".

Is he really a supporting actor in the film? "Search me. I was signed for the lead. Thought I played one," Akshay chuckles.

Currently he's holidaying in Goa with his wife, son and mother. "I agree I was the funny man in 'Khakee' and 'Mujhse Shaadi Karogi'. In 'Insan', I play a character with a political message for the first time.

"I think it's very important to do what you believe in. Whether it's a time-pass entertainer like 'Mujhse Shaadi Karogi' or a film with a socio-political message like 'Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon' or 'Insan', you should work with your heart in it. That's what I've done.

"In 'Insan', I've all the comic scenes. But I also get to make the point that the Muslims must not feel isolated in our country, that they're very much part of our society. Sure the message is put across bluntly. I'm sure 'Insan' will go down well with the masses. It's what I'd call a single-theatre film. The multiplexes are becoming overcrowded these days," he says tongue firmly in cheek.


Main bapu ka bhi ‘guru’ hoon:
Abhishek Bachchan


Bapu Chacha:
Ajay Devgan




But I thought I was playing Bapu ka beta? Akshaye Khanna


My experiments with Dhoom:
John Abraham


Q…Q…Q…quit India: Shah Rukh Khan


Bapu Chacha:
Ajay Devgan


From Fight club to gandhi club:
Dino Morea


Nawab nahi, ‘bar’rister Kaho: Saif


Rangeela bapu:
Aamir Khan


Pyare ‘mohan’:
Viveik Oberoi


Hum gandhi ban chuke sanam:
Salman Khan


Forget khakee, i love khadi :
Akshay Kumar


Balwaan bapu:
Sunil Shetty




Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

When it comes to picking up women, well, let’s just say that there are many approaches. From the silly to the sublime, the ridiculous to the raunchy, men have been employing every angle possible to get the attention of someone special or someone breathing! For the loathsome Lothario goofy come-ons and cheesy one-liners can actually have their appeal. But for the more serious, there is great advice for the “cold approach” as used in bars and clubs when accosting a bevy of young nubile nymphs. The websites listed below cover the gamut of pick up lines and approach methods. Some are clearly for entertainment purposes only; however, a few offer realistic, practical advice for the man who wants to meet the girl of his dreams; if only for tonight!

Of course, there’s so much more this game than opening a conversation, but you’ll get nowhere if you don’t even try। Check out our dating tips section for more comprehensive advice, but if a pick-up line helps you get started, then have at it.

Every man knows how intimidating it can be to start up a conversation with a beautiful woman. She's surrounded by a group of her friends and you're left to your own devices to come up with the right thing to say to her.

It's unfortunate that you decide to follow your buddies' suggestion and use a corny pick up line to get her attention.

And just like clockwork, she walks away from you in disgust immediately after you speak these words।

I don't know how far these lines will get you, and I provide no guarantee they'll work। Feel free to submit ones that have worked for you, but please keep it clean. We don't want to get too risqué.


1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

11. You are the reason men fall in love.

12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.

35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.

36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

37. How you doin?

38. Please come here, I'm desperate.

39. Didn't we go to different schools together?

40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.

41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.

43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!

44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?

45. I love you, you're the best.

46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.

47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.

48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.

50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.

51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?

54. God was showing off when he made you.

55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.

56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?

58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!

59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

60. I'm The Man in Demand

61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you

62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.

63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

64. Do you have a boyfriend?

65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".

68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.

69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time

70. Can I dip you in chocolate?

71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?

72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.

73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?

74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.

75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.

76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.

77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.

79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)

80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.

82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.

83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!

84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.

85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.

86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?

87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.

89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!

90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.

91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.

92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.

93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.

94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.

95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?

96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

99. ASL?

100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.

101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?

102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."

103. You must be the cause of global warming.

104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.

105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.

111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.

112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.

113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.

114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)

115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?

116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.

118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?

119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

120. If you're here, who's running heaven?

121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'

122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.

123. If I were you I would go out with me.

124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.

125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.

126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.

127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.

128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.

129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."

130. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.

131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.

133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.

134. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?

135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?

136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?

137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.

138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).

140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.

141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!

142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.

143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.

144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.

145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)

146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)

147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.

148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!

149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."

151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.

152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.

153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.

154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.

155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.

156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!

158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.

160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.

161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."

162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.

163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?

164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).

166. I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)

167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)

168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.

170. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.

171. Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.

Monday, February 1, 2010

funny awards shows

Mumbai, After playing a crooked film producer in “Om Shanti “Om”, a brooding failed musician in “Rock On!” and a lame reluctant gangster in “Don”, Arjun Rampal thinks it’s high time he shed his serious image and show his funny side in multi-starrer “Housefull”.

“This is why I am mixing it all up now. I guess these movies were a great platform for me to showcase my acting talent. Having established that, I deserve to let my hair down now. Due to this I picked a film like ‘Housefull’,” Arjun told IANS.

“It was good fun to be a part of this riotous outing since it’s a genre that I haven’t ever ventured into. I wanted to do a lighter film after all the aforementioned films and I am glad I did ‘Housefull’ even though my character is still quite intense,” he added.

Produced by Sajid Nadiadwala and directed by Sajid Khan, the film also stars Akshay Kumar, Riteish Deshmukh, Deepika Padukone, Lara Dutta, Boman Irani and Jiah Khan. Along with the mammoth star cast of the film, Arjun had a blast shooting for “Housefull” all over Europe through the months of July and August.

“We all had a lot of fun since the overall atmosphere was so great. Both Sajid Khan and Sajid Nadiadwala made sure that our entire stay was so comfortable and happy. I could feel an overall positive energy that was prevalent all these days.

“It was so important actually to get the right camaraderie since the film is about so many characters all thrown together in tricky comical situations,” said Arjun, who is back in town after shooting for “Housefull”, which is almost complete.

The actor has seen a huge upswing in his career over the last few years with movies like “Rock On” (2008), “Om Shanti Om” (2007) and “Don – The Chase Begins Again” (2006) bringing him critical as well as commercial success. And not to forget his performance in 2008 film “The Last Lear”.

Even though his recent release “Fox” has come and gone, Arjun has already moved on and is now looking at his future projects. With movies like Prakash Jha’s “Rajneeti” and Karan Johar’s Hindi remake of “Stepmom” under his belt, Arjun is also happy to finally have a sense of belonging in the Hindi film industry.

“I have been around since 2001 when I had three releases ‘Pyaar Ishq Aur Mohabbat’, ‘Deewanapan and ‘Moksha: Salvation’, all arriving back to back. After almost a decade in the industry, I can now proudly say that the industry has embraced me,” the supermodel-turned actor said.

A young man from Delhi who has managed to find a slot for himself all on his own, he remembers the times when he was a complete outsider.

“At that time a person like me just wished for a sense of belonging। Believe me, it’s a lonely and tough journey and you have to slog really hard. I too learnt it all over a period of time. Today, I am happy with the work that I am getting and am finally coming into my own,” Arjun said, getting a little emotional.


Genting Highlands (Malaysia), April 2. (PTI): Bollywood director Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra walked away with the Best Director award for his much acclaimed film "Rang De Basanti" at the 10th Zee Cine awards here.

The movie also bagged the Best Film, Best Editing (P S Bharthi), Best Cinematography (Binod Pradhan), Best Music Director (A R Rehman) and Best Lyricist (Prasoon Joshi) awards at a glittering function late last night.

Hrithik Roshan took away the Best Actor award for "Krrish", while Kajol was given the Best Actress award for "Fanaa".

Another big winner was the movie "Lage Raho Munnabhai", which won six awards for Best Screenplay (Rajkumar Hirani/Abhijit Joshi), Best Dialogue (Rajkumar Hirani), Best Story (Rajkumar Hirani/Abhijit Joshi), Best Actor in a comic role (Arshad Warsi), Critics' Award-Film and Critics' Award-Actor (Sanjay Dutt).

Konkona Sen-Sharma and Abhishek Bachchan received the best supporting actress and actor awards respectively.

The song titled "Beedi Jalaile" from the film "Omkara" was adjudged the Best Popular Track of the year.

The event, attended by most of the Bollywood fraternity, was hosted by Bollywood Director Karan Johar, Actors Saif Ali Khan, Urmila Mantodkar and Shilpa Shetty.

Zee Network, which held the award night overseas for the fourth time after Dubai (2004), London (2005) and Mauritius (2006), also gave away the Life-Time Achievement award to veteran actor-turned-politician Vinod Khanna, while the "ravishing" lady of Bollywood Rekha took home the Forever Diva Award.

The "Badshah" of Bollywood Shahrukh Khan took away the Audience Award for Fun Entertainer and also enthralled the audience with a dance performance from his movies "Don" and "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna".

Performances by Bollywood stars Aishwarya Rai, Katrina Kaif , Priyanka Chopra, Saif Ali Khan, Salman Khan and Abhishek Bachchan kept the audience glued to their seats during the award night.

Of all the 37 awards given during the award function, the Golden Trophy Zee Award was renamed as the Zenith Award.


54th Filmfare Awards finally happened on Saturday night and the event appeared vigorous at Yash Raj Studios even at that time when the clock told 1.30 a.m. The dance floor got thumbed with the boisterous feet of the Gen Next’s stars – Ayush Khedekar, Tanmay Chheda, Azharuddin Mohammed, Ashutosh Lobo, Rubina Khan and Tanvi Ganesh (from the Oscar winning movie, ‘Slumdog Millionaire).

These kids from the city of Mumbai, though new to Hindi cinema, but they have become already popular with the success of the film and after the Oscar statuette. Shah Rukh Khan described them as the fresh and new talents of Bollywood’s future. The awards’ function was hosted by the new blood of Bollywood – Ranbir Kapoor and Imran Khan (who replaced Karan Johar and Shah Rukh Khan).

Both Ranbir and Imran (who, before the show, rehearsed a lot to crack the jokes and make the audience smile at the event), with their wicked sense of humor, ran through the audience like a fire. They made everyone enjoy the fiesta with their fun-filled actions, taunts and pulling legs of the stars present there. They literally raised the laughs. When the duo hit the ‘gay’ note, the filmmaker of this movie (Dostana), Karan Johar along with sexy Deepika Padukone and Konkana Sen Sharma came to join on stage compering. It was fun everywhere.
Hrithik Roshan won the best actor award for his marvelous acting in ‘Jodha Akbar’. And the dusky Priyanka Chopra bagged the Best Actress award for the film, ‘Fashion’. Ashotoah Gowarikar’s ‘Jodha Akbar’ was declared the ‘Best Film’ of the year. The small budgeted flick too looted the black lady like ‘Mumbai Meri Jaan (Best Film for Critics Award and Best Screenplay), ‘Oye Lucky Lucky Oye!’ and ‘Rock On!’ also won several honours. The veteran costume designer and Oscar winner Bhanu Athaiya was graced with the ‘Lifetime Achievement Award’.

Om Puri, the legendary actor of international repute, was also given the ‘Lifetime Achievement Award’ by Amitabh Bachchan. The emotional Puri recalled his days of struggle, saying as, “scrawny, long-haired, funny-looking fellow who dared to dream.”

In spite of the onstage moments, what happened at the backstage appeared more interesting and nail-biting. Like the ones:

* When Bachchan family was arriving majestically to sit in the front row where Rekha was sitting already.

* When the lovers Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor inconspicuously went backstage when Kareena’s ex-lover Shahid stepped out of the front to perform on the stage. And after his performance when he sat on his seat, both Saif and Kareena ducked out.

* In her speech, when Kangana Ranaut won the ‘Best Supporting Actress’ award, everyone was thinking that she was mentioning her boyfriend
Adhdhyan (as she mentioned ‘someone special’ in the speech) but it got cleared later that she was describing about her sister Rangloi.

The ones, who set the stage on fire with their dance movements, were Abhishek Bachchan, Shahid Kapoor, Katrina Kaif and newcomer Jackie Bhagnani. Bipasha Basu, Rekha and Katrina complimented Shahid for his wonderful performance. Bipasha told him, ‘You Rock’. And Rekha said Shahid, “You’ll come to collect your Best Actor Award in ten months’ time.”

The whole audience gave AR Rahman a standing ovation (for his winning two Oscars for Slumdog Millionaire) when he came to collect his black lady for ‘Best Background Score’. Anil Kapoor missed the function.

Shah Rukh Khan too recalled his days of struggle like Om Puri and said, “Om Puri recalled his struggling days, and I remember my days when I was also scrawny, long-haired and funny-looking … but we dared to dream and we made it। So there’s hope for everyone who dreams.”